Welcome, Feminist Unicorn

She's Almost Home.
Let's Make It Official.

You signed the contract. You said yes to her. Now it's time to take the final step and secure your spot in Find Her Again: The Feral Unicorn Awakening.

Twelve sessions. One coach. Entirely yours.
Find Her Again - The Feral Unicorn Awakening
What You're Saying Yes To

A Homecoming. A Reclamation. A Revolution.

This isn't another self-help program. This is a 12-session 1:1 coaching journey designed to dismantle the systems that tamed you and excavate the feral unicorn who has been waiting.

  • ✦ 12 deeply personal 1:1 coaching sessions
  • ✦ A proven framework, tailored entirely to you
  • ✦ Tools to silence the Goblin & hear your own voice
  • ✦ Sacred space to be wild, loud, and entirely yourself
Choose Your Path

Two Ways to Begin

Both options give you the full program — pick the one that feels right for you.

Pay In Full

The Whole Journey, Honored at Once

$4,000
one-time payment
  • ✦ All 12 1:1 sessions
  • ✦ Full program access
  • ✦ One simple, sacred yes
Payment Plan

Monthly Magic

$1,000/mo
over 5 months
  • ✦ All 12 1:1 sessions
  • ✦ Full program access
  • ✦ Spread across 5 monthly payments
A Reminder, unicorn

If the Goblin Whispers, Read This

"It's too expensive..."

You've already spent more — in time, in energy, in years of shrinking — performing a version of yourself that isn't real. This is an investment in the woman who comes home and stays.

"I don't have time..."

You don't have time to keep being exhausted by a life that isn't yours. Twelve sessions across our journey together — that's it. She's worth sixty minutes a few times a month.

"Is this really worth it?"

Imagine waking up and recognizing yourself. Saying no without guilt. Feeling powerful, peaceful, wild, and whole. That woman is worth everything. And she's already inside you.

What Comes Next

When She Finally Runs Free

This is what's waiting on the other side of your payment.

✨

Confidence, Reclaimed

Feel like your best self again — fully, unapologetically, finally.

🦄

Peace & Joy

Trade the restlessness for a deep, settled aliveness that's actually yours.

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Strong & Powerful

Take up space. Speak your truth. Stop apologizing for being who you are.

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Wild & Free

Live as you truly are. Chase your dreams. Run the way she was always meant to.

The Final Step

She's Been Waiting Long Enough.

You signed the contract. You chose her. The only thing left is to secure your spot and let the awakening begin.

Questions about your payment? Email thefeministunicorns@gmail.com
She is ready. Are you?